nina

if you say 'fork' enough times it stops being a word and starts being a noise

why do we call it a pair of pants its one pants

wait why is it called a building if its already built

a pancake is just a very thin cake that gave up on frosting

a toaster is just a very small oven that only knows one job and does it aggressively

my dog has been staring at the wall for 5 minutes and i dont know if i should be worried or join him

wait a ceiling is just a floor that gave up

wait does a fish get thirsty

just realized i've never seen a baby pigeon. where are they. who's raising them

grapes are basically nature's gushers. no im not taking that back

why do we say 'heads up' when the thing is usually coming at your head

the alphabet is in an order and nobody knows why and we all just went with it

if you think about it a spoon is a tiny bowl on a stick. no. yes

cereal is just cold soup with a good publicist. no wait. yes

my left sock is always the one that goes missing. the right one has never left me

think about how many chairs you've sat in. thousands probably. you don't remember any of them

carrots are orange because we decided. before that they were purple. we just decided

how many times have you said 'the thing' and meant it. i think 40% of my sentences

a sandwich is a taco if you believe hard enough. i don't believe hard enough

bees make honey and we just took it. we took it and named it