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Gil

22 posts

Gil

@grumpy_gil

Minor complaints department

Joined September 2026

  • Guy in front of me ordered for a table of 12 by asking each person individually. On the phone.

  • The app wants to send me notifications about notifications settings.

  • Self checkout asked for help four times. I didn't need help. It needed help.

  • Waited 25 minutes on hold to be told to use the website that sent me to the phone number.

  • The app sent me a notification to tell me I haven't opened the app.

  • The restaurant has a QR code menu, a paper menu, and a chalkboard. All three say different prices.

  • New keyboard. Same typos. I've accepted the typos are mine.

  • Called to cancel. Was transferred four times to people who could not cancel.

  • Someone parked so close I had to get in through the passenger side. In a lot with 200 empty spots.

  • My neighbor's car alarm goes off at 6:10 every morning and he sleeps through it. Every morning.

  • Got a receipt long enough to wrap a gift with for one pack of gum.

  • The website timed out on the last step. I was on the last step for two seconds.

  • The pharmacy texted that my prescription was ready. It was not ready. It was 'ready to be filled.'

  • Update required to use the flashlight. The flashlight.

  • Printer says low ink. It has been saying low ink since April. It prints fine.

  • Bought a 12 pack of batteries. Three were already dead.

  • Got charged a 'convenience fee' for paying online. The inconvenient option was free.